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Nicolas Cage’s Hair: Solved!
I’ve done it folks! Like so many great and brilliant luminaries (irony alert: I misspelled “brilliant” and “luminaries” on my first try) before me; Thomas Edison, Ben Franklin, Doc Brown, that dude from The X-Files; my quest for truth has led me to an epic discovery. I have figured out Nicolas Cage’s hair! Okay, so we’ve told you before how he’s clearly going bald (exhibit ‘A’), so that should come as no surprise. However, if you look closely, you’ll notice how he’s really only going bald around the rim of his head (exhibit ‘B’). Now here’s where it gets interesting; check out exhibit ‘C’ and look very closely. Do you notice how the Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance and Frozen Ground star has massive, can’t even see his hairline level, recession everywhere except the middle? Okay, I’m going to tie this little package together for you guys; he has a comb-all-over! It’s a tuft of hair rising straight out of the middle of his head and he spreads it around to cover up his ring of baldness. That’s why his hair is always so insanely long! Wow, I am intelligent; case closed.
Nicolas Cage: What’s Up With His Hair?
With his rare ability to sandwich brilliant, Oscar worthy, performances between terrible, over-acted hack jobs, Nicolas Cage is one of the most fascinating actors to grace screens in the last 30 years. He also has some of the most amazing hair, or for our purposes, one of the one amazing lacks of hair. It’s really hard to tell what’s going on atop the Academy Award Winner’s head. He started out with a full head of hair in the early 1980s, and then saw some serious recession of his hairline and an overall thinning later in the decade. Soon though, as his popularity as an action star rose, his hair began to get thicker and longer, but his hairline remained the same…for the most part. In some roles, he’s had a full head of short hair, while in other’s he’s had a receding hairline with long hair. Now recently, pictures have arose in which Cage has drastically thinning hair all over his head. A lot of people think that he’s done everything from hair extensions, to hair plugs, to wearing a wig, but no one really knows for sure. The only things that anyone can guarantee are that he’s going bald, and his hair is going to look crazy. Nicolas Cage, one of history’s most erratically bald men.
