Category Archives: Pee Wee Herman

Paul Reubens, or as we all know him: Pee Wee Herman, has had an insanely up and down career. One thing that has only gone up tho, is his hairline. When he first started entertaining both kids and adults with his Pee Wee act, he sported a full head of black hair, but by the time he was infamously arrested in the 90s for…ummmmm…his lewd behavior in an adult theater, his hairline had migrated pretty far back, which was highlighted by his otherwise long hair. On a sidenote, getting arrested for being lewd in a porn theatre is like getting arrested for being a virgin at a Twilight screening Anyhow, these days, as he has once again found a niche entertaining adult audiences, his hairline has receded overall, making his forehead into about a five-and-a-half-head. I doubt his progressing baldness will hurt his career though; if getting caught diddling himself in a porn-house didn’t beat him, nothing can.