Category Archives: Randy Couture

Credited with helping to bring the sport into the mainstream, Randy “The Natural” Couture is easily one of the most important fighters in the history of mixed martial arts. A three-time former UFC Heavyweight Champion and a two-time former UFC Light Heavyweight champion; Couture has also had a somewhat successful acting career with roles in The Expendables, The Expendables 2, Setup, and Geezers! You know what else Randy Couture has done? Lost a lot of his hair and not done a damned thing about it…and eaten a lot of beef jerky (I’m just guessing that last part based on appearances). During his collegiate wrestling days (Couture was a Pan-American Champion), Couture had some seriously Swayze (“Seriously Swayze” was what I wanted to name my sitcom where the former Dirty Dancing star inherits the job of headmaster at a boarding school) locks growing; he looked like a part-timer at Medieval Times. However, as he got older and went through more marriages, the UFC Hall of Famer went kinda bald, then really bald, and then almost totally bald, and not once did he ever wear a wig or even think of getting plugs. Due to his success inside the cage and out, and his unrelenting baldness, I’m going to overlook the fact that in recent years he’s dressed like a Arabic train conductor (look up some pics, check out the kefka, then try to disagree) to invite Randy Couture to join The Bald Army under the rank of Corporal, welcome aboard Randy!

Lookin' Like A Guy Named "Blaine" In His Youth

Lookin' Like An Amuuuurican In His Prime