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Category Archives: Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson Shaves His Head (GASP!)
Ummmm, so why am I supposed to care about this again? I’ve been going bald since I was in the womb, and I’ve been shaving my head since I was about 11, and no one cares, but when Robert Pattinson shaves his head, it’s “shocking”? I swear, that’s how some other blogs are describing it. I’ve shown you before how R-Pats would look if he wear actually balding, and it wasn’t pretty, but all he’s done now is grab some clippers and buzz it down; he hasn’t even actually “shaved his head” really, so I really don’t understand why anyone cares about this. Look folks, I have no problem with the Twilight Saga star, he seems like a nice enough guy, but I don’t like the fact that every time he farts it’s front page news. So yes folks, Robert Pattinson showed up to the People’s Choice Awards (an awards show that’s importance lies somewhere between The Spike Video Game Awards and those little “Father of the Year” trophies kids buy around the holidays) with a buzzed haircut, and yes, women still swooned.
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Tagged Twilight Saga, Twilight: Breaking Dawn
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What If Robert Pattinson Was Bald?
Man, a bald head works great for some, but…uhhhh…not so much for others. Take a look at how Twilight: Breaking Dawn star Robert Pattinson would look if he went bald and had the “horse shoe” look. R-Patz would go from “heart throb” to “creepy guy at the bowling alley that keeps staring at your daughter”. Imagine how different the vibe of Twilight would be if Edward Cullen didn’t have a full head of youthful hair; his blatant stalking of a 16 year old wouldn’t be so romantic now, would it? Maybe he’d have to drink werewolf blood and hope that it would be like super rogain…or maybe somebody would just stake him in the heart because vampires are supposed to be scary…stupid Twilight. One book managed to make vampires into non-threatening lady-boys, and make it OK for a super old guy to deflower a teenage girl. I’m telling you folks, if Edward wasn’t so dreamy; the same ladies taking their daughters to midnight showings of Breaking Dawn would be holding vampire-book burnings. On a side note, it’s been reported that old Vampy-Von-Dreamboat is experiencing some hairline recession. I hate to admit it, but I don’t think he is; although I’ve included some pics so that you can decide for yourselves.
