Category Archives: Sam Rockwell

Sam Rockwell is about to show all of us baldies how it’s done. The ultra-talented star of Moon, Cowboys and Aliens, Coogan’s Trade, and The Sitter is just starting to go bald; his hairline has receded a bit, and the front of his scalp seems to be thinning. However, we have faith that Sam is going to go bald in style, not try to hide it, and actually use it to his advantage. Sure, he’ll probably wear wigs for film roles, but we figure he’ll let his baldness show in his everyday life and end up using it to help him get roles that require an older look. How can I make such bold claims? Simple, Sam Rockwell is one of the most versatile and talented actors in the fame right now…and it’s the internet, I can say whatever I want. Oh yeah, and I’m The Bald Master General, so I know these things..better recognize. So with that said, I’m officially reserving a spot for Sam in the Bald Army. He’s in officer training right now, and when he’s ready, he will be inducted as a Sergeant. By the way, never question me again…bunch of privates.