Category Archives: Seal

“Kiss From A Rose” is a great song; if you don’t like it, I will probably kick you in the neck as hard as I can, then sing the song to you, then kill you and make sure that it’s played at your funeral. Oh yeah, so Seal has no hair, and I’m not sure if he’s bald or not, because the guy has kept his head bic’ed pretty consistantly for the last decade. He had dreadlocks early in his career, but he got rid of them en route to selling $20 million records and marrying one of the most famous models in history (Heidi Klum). He also has lupus…yeah, lupus, that’s why he has all those markings on his face; I’m not really sure why I’ve chosen to mention that, but I always wondered why his skin looked the way it did, so I assumed you did too. Oh by the way, his actual name is Seal…seriously, I’m assuming “Otter” was taken. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.