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Category Archives: Terry O’Quinn
Terry O’Quinn: John Locke’s Got No More Locks
Terry O’Quinn holds the distinction of playing one of the most iconic bald characters in the history of television; John Locke on Lost. Due to his wearing of wigs for many of his pre-Lost roles, it’s hard to tell exactly when O’Quinn really started to, or finished, going bald. One thing is for sure though, Terry O’Quinn is completely bald now, and he’s proud of it. He actually looks better bald, almost like he was never meant to have hair, like that guy in that movie Powder; only Terry O’Quinn makes sense…and isn’t terrible. Also, O’Quinn won an Emmy; Powder didn’t…and John Locke would’ve whooped that Powder kid clean off of the island. Well folks, Apparently, The Bald Master General doesn’t enjoy the movie Powder; so I’m going to bestow the rank of Corporal on Terry O’Quinn, and then go smash every single copy of that stupid movie I can find. I really hope I can find some, otherwise I will probably end up punching an albino…again.





















