Category Archives: The Rock

Finally! The Rock! Has shaved his head. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is awesome. I’m gonna start by pointing that out. I have a nerd boner for The Rock, that’s clear, and I could go on and on about how cool I think he is, and how underrated an actor I think he is, and how he should be a bigger star, and how he helped save pro wrestling, but I won’t…because I just did. Anyhow, The Rock has been going bald for a while, and while it’s been slow, his forehead has grown to a fivehead over the years. He has done it gracefully and it hasn’t hurt his appeal at all, probably because he makes his living as a tough guy, and not a pretty boy. Recently, he whipped out the people’s razor (old wrestling reference? Don’t mind if i do) and went totally bald for a movie role. As expected, he…well…rocked it well (yup, i did that), making him an official superstar of the bald community. Pulling off multiple bald looks, he’s like the Deon Sanders of balding, he’s the Bo Jackson of hairline recession, he’s…he’s The Rock, and that’s all we need to know.