Category Archives: Tom Colicchio

As host of hit cooking show Top Chef, Tom Colicchio has the unenviable task of having to stand next to Padma Lakshmi every week and not look like a schlub in comparison. However, he makes it look easy, despite being in the process of going bald. How does he do this? Simple, the awarding winning chef and mega-successful restauranteur just flat out owns it. The dude doesn’t care if he rocks a complete shave, some receded stubble, or the”balding wild man” look he had way back when; he just stands there and knows that he’s cool. He should give lessons on being bald; he’s that good at it. It helps that he’s mega rich and successful, but still, all baldies should carry themselves like Tom Colicchio. He’s also impressive for getting himself a job where people have to cook for him, and then he has to berate them for it. It’s like being royalty in the middle-ages. Tom Colicchio: Top chef; top bald; possible Earl of Brunswick.

The "Bald Wild Man"