Category Archives: Tom Cruise

Did you know that America’s favorite Tom Cruise is a bald Tom Cruise? That’s our opinion. Who likes Tom Cruise anyway, nobody does really. In real life the guy is a Scientology jerk. In movies he usually plays some action jerkoff. But in this one movie he was blessed with the perfect role – Less Grossman in Tropic Thunder – a sleazy, bald Hollywood producer. This was a good role for him. This is how we like him. If I ever have to watch more movies with him, this is the kind I would like to watch. He was decent in Magnolia too, where he plays a self-help guru jerk.