Category Archives: Tupac

With all this news about Tupac’s (or 2Pac, or Tupac Shakur, or as my dad always called him, “Two-Pack-Shaker”) sextape coming out, I couldn’t help but notice a couple of things. One, everyone has a sex tape except for me and former NBA star Mookie Blaylock. Two, Tupac was one of us; bald of course, not a gangster rapper…well he was, but none of us are (yes, I’m talking to you; your name is Kyle and no matter how many drugs you do, there’s nothing gangster about getting a liberal arts degree at Radford). As I was saying; Tupac, considered by many to be the greatest rapper ever, was almost always bald, and as you can see by the picture below, he did it willingly. He could’ve had hair (and what hair it was! Is that a flat-top-jerri-curl?), but  he kept his head clean shaven because he knew how awesome being bald was, and how much it added to his street cred (is “street cred” still a thing?); and for that, we must salute him. Yes, it’s true, he didn’t always live the most lawful of lifestyles, so he’s not Bald Army material, but we’re going to make a small exception and give him a 21 gun’s of baldness salute for being one the main examples of “bald is sexy” from the 1990s. Thanks to Tupac, bald guys who can rhyme are still getting ladies to this day, and for that, we thank him; TEN-HUT!