Category Archives: Voldemort

Voldemort is the guy in the Harry Potter books and movies that wants to steal Harry’s favorite Orc or something right? (Waits for crowd to form and start booing) I’m just kidding, even an illterate poor person like me that has never read the books and couldn’t afford the movies (lost a lot of money on the stock market…ok, lost it gambling…ok, lost it at a strip club…literally, those places are dark), knows that Lord Voldemort (FACT: The “t” is supposed to be silent) is the dark, bald, wizard that wants to kill Harry Potter. With the upcoming release of the film version of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Voldemort is about to have his final battle with every one’s favorite broom fly-er on movie screens in front of sold out audiences dressed in ridiculous costumes all over the world! It’s a good time to be Voldemort…unless he dies at the end…which he may or may not, no spoilers intended. Who am I kidding, I know all you nerds already read the books nine times and know what happens. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m hosting D&D tonight and I have to make sure my Ranger’s stats are all correct.

That last pic is the scariest of em’ all.