Category Archives: Zack Ryder

Let’s get this straight folks, The Bald Master General generally despises people with blowouts; it’s a dumb haircut and the attitude attached to it usually makes you someone I want to kick square in the yim-yahs. However, through the magic of the internet, Zack Ryder, World Wrestling Entertainment’s (WWE) self proclaimed, albeit well deserving, Internet Champion, doesn’t bother me at all. It boggles my mind, seriously, I want to despise him, but I find myself cheering for him any time I flip past wrasslin’ on the television, and now I like him even more, because he’s losing his hair. He spent the early parts of his career with a full head of long hair, but soon after switching over the the spiked crown of Long Island thunder, he started losing his hair. He has seen recession at his temples, and has found himself developing a full-fledged baldspot on the top of his dome. I have to wonder what he’s going to do as it get’s worse; will he get plugs (hair transplant surgery)? Will he shave it all off? Whatever he does, I support it; I’m really not sure why, but I support it. There’s a spot waiting for you in the Bald Army Zack…just don’t do that wrestling move where you crotch people in the face…that looks awkward.