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Category Archives: Makes Bald Men Proud
A Tribute To Earnie McCracken’s Comb-Over
Today, we present to you a tribute; not to a man, but to his comb-over. In the world of bald, there are many ways in which one can mask his failing follicles, but the hardest one to pull off might be the comb-over. A shaved head? Easy and respectable. A toupee? Obvious, expensive, and a strange admittance that you’re bald and trying to hide it. Plugs? Let’s not even start. A comb-over though; it says that you’re bald and not too proud, but not concerned enough to spend the money. It also says that you think you can pull it off, and you usually can’t. However, Earnie “Big Earn” McCracken pulled it off in Kingpin, and even as it all came undone during the final showdown on the lanes, he still thought he could pull it off, and for that reason, he did. Yes, I know, it looke ridiculous, but that’s what made it so great; and yes, I also know he’s a fictional character, but I also drink Nyquil in the morning sometimes to get me though the day, so yeah, he’s fictional, but his comb-over’s awesomeness is totally real.
Harrison Ford: Indiana Solo Is Going Bald
Harrison Ford was “Han Solo”, and “Indiana Jones”; do you ever think about that? That’s like meeting a girl with all of her teeth, and a Corvette. Wait…it’s nothing like that, but still, the guy has played two of the most iconic characters in the history of film, making himself an icon in the process. However, much like aliens, giant ants, and Shia Lebeouf have ruined Indiana Jones, and Han Solo has been tarnished by years of prequels, re-edits, novels, and creepy fan-fiction, Harrison Ford himself is also incapable of remaining the same. In recent years, Ford has been showing his age, as his hair has been thinning in the front and on top of his head. The man is in his sixties; in fact, he’s almost seventy, so it’s not like this is shocking. What’s really shocking is how young he still looks otherwise. Just take a look at Cowboys And Aliens, the guy looks great for his age, balding or not. Besides, the guy helped take down the Empire, found the ark, and successfully evaded Tommy Lee Jones, he’s allowed to get old.
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Ed O’Neill, Married With Baldness
Some celebrities go bald over time. They come into the public eye with a full head of hair, giving us the false hope that their beauty or handsomeness will last forever; selling us a lie. Other celebrities come into our lives with their hair already on it’s way out, and they make no effort to hide it, or stop it’s exodus. Ed O’Neill is one of these brave men, and a kickass hero to baldies everywhere. His list of things he didn’t stop doing in order to worry about wigs or hair plugs includes, but is not limited to: getting invited to camp by the Pittsburgh Steelers (Ed was a defensive lineman in college), getting a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Black Belt (yup, Al Bundy can choke you unconscious), and starring in both the epic and classic Married With Children, and the current hit Modern Family. He is however, most famous for playing the aforementioned Al Bundy, who was quite possibly the greatest “every man” in TV history. He played him with perfect comedic timing, with an awesomely receding hairline (that still continues to recede on his current show), and most importantly, with pride. Ed O’Neill, going bald the way we all should.
Jack Black is Losing It
No, he’s not losing his mind or his marbles, well maybe he lost those already or at least can lose them at the right moments for crazy comedic effect. He is losing his hair. Jack is another one of those guys who seems to have frozen his hair loss and is maintaining a not-too-bad temple recession for several years now. The picture below is from High Fidelity which came out in 2000, and he looks about the same now. I wonder if these Hollywood dudes have some special secrets beyond the typical drug store products that regular guys have. For sure they have high-price doctors, which can help. Jack doesn’t seem to be the type of guy to get up every morning and rub his cream on. I don’t think hair loss matters to this guy at all either, like his pot-belly, it kinda adds to his wide-eyed loco look.
Dana White – Making Bald Men Everywhere Proud Warriors
Dana White, President of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC)
Big, brash, business savvy, and most importantly, bald, Dana White has taken the sporting world by storm in recent years. White is of course, the co-owner and president of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), the premiere organization in the world’s fastest growing sport, Mixed Martial Arts (MMA). White took the company from the brink of bankruptcy, and turned it into a cash cow. In his early days of media exposure, White rocked what I like to call the “reverse horse shoe”, or as it’s commonly known, a deeply receding hairline. However, as his fame has grown, so has his epic baldness, and as all great bald men do, White has embraced it. In fact, he has used the gleam off his head to ignite a fire in the eyes of many of Vegas’ (his home base) most beautiful women. Rumors have even swirled recently that he’s part of a secret society of rich womanizers known as the “Smasher’s Club”, that flies around the world “sampling” the most beautiful women of various locales (I’m not making this up…someone else might be, but I’m not). With his bald white head and his honest, albeit cut throat, business tactics, White has become a sort of anti Don King for the modern day (get it folks, King is a black dude with a q-tip afro that fixes fights, and Dana is a bald white guy that makes sure things are on the level…get it now? Still not funny? Well screw you, I’m trying). So here’s to you Dana White, you created a fighting enterprise, and make bald men everywhere, proud warriors.
