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Category Archives: Musician
Scott Ian – Yeah He Looks Like A Lawn Gnome, But He’s Cool As Hell
Back in the 80′s heavy metal ruled the world. It was an era of the hair band and the metal head. One band that fell into the metal head camp was Anthrax. Aggressive driven, heavy riffing, hard and fast, Anthrax was one of the first bands to emerge from the early heavy metal scene. Anthrax’s founding member and guitar player is one very bald Scott Ian.
Scott on the far right with his kinky fro like hair.
Scott Ian pictured second from the left
Scott wasn’t always rocking the bald headed look. Back when the band first started in 1981 Scott was just 18 years old and actually had hair. In early pictures of Scott you can see he grew his hair out long like every kid who joined a band did. He had that, never get a haircut for 2 years style. Basically a mop of straggle mess. Unfortunately for Scott he wasn’t born with good genes for growing rock star hair, his attempt resembled a head full of thinning pubic hair. Not Good! You can imagine how disappointed Scott must have been to be surrounded by his long haired band mates with their awesome rock star hair. Poor Scott, he only had few wisps of kinky hair on his dome to head bang to. Back in those days your coolness factor depended on your hair, it wasn’t looking good for Scott. Well he must have gone through a denial phase over his emending baldness because he still kept his hair long, even when it was obvious he was going bald.
Scott Ian with hair - Still holding on to the dream
Luckily for Scott the hair metal bands started dying off when the grunge music scene took the world by storm. This gave the average ugly dude a chance to look cool on stage just standing there in a t-shirt and jeans. Having long hair was actually becoming un-cool. Scott then went and shaved his head for the Mr. Clean look, he got a bunch of tattoos, and he actually looked cooler than when he had hair! He has made the completely shaved head rocker look his own.
Let Scott’s coming out and admitting follicle defeat inspire the thinning guys reading this. This man is an example to all balding rockers out there that you can shave it all off and still rock! Now you might have to work out a little and get a bunch of tattoos, but so what, you will be cool. Scott Ian… We salute you!
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Joe Lynn Turner – 70′s Hard Rocker Rocks the Wig
You may or may not be familiar with the name Joe Lynn Turner, but in the hard rock, heavy metal world, Joe Lynn is a rock God. An accomplished guitarist but better known for his screaming lead vocals, Joe Lynn Turner has fronted some very successful bands in the 70′s and 80′s. Rainbow and Deep Purple are the two he is best known for. He also enjoyed some success as a solo artist. But besides his musical talents, Joe Lynn is also well known for his removable, extra super thick head of hair; it’s his trademark. One can describe it as an amazing mane only seen on wild animals that roam the African plains. We tried to find a picture of Joe Lynn where he made the move from the thinning haired rock star to a Samson-haired rock god, but we couldn’t find one. It looks like Joe Lynn has had this massively thick thing on his head for decades; we hope he washes it occasionally. Now 60 years old, Joe still has hair that’s thicker and fuller than a 16 year old girl’s. This amazing helmet of hair seems to mostly sprout from one side of his head and form a giant wave of thick locks all the way to the other. The thing has a life of its own, but all kidding aside… we have to give props to Joe Lynn. It takes a huge set of gonads to throw a huge ridiculous wig on your head and then get up on stage in front of thousands of people and pretend no one notices. We salute you Joe Lynn. Keep rocking that wig brother!
Joe Lynn Turner with Deep Purple
Joe Lynn was rocking the wig back in the early days
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Lady Gaga Going Bald?
Well it looks like she’s pushed it too far. In her grand tradition of trying to stand out and make news by looking like an extra from an all Muppet production of Star Wars, pop superstar Lady Gaga has now bleached her hair so many times that it’s apparently beginning to fall out. At the young age of 24, reports from The Sun say, “The icon is already facing repercussions because of her addiction to fashion. She’s bleached her hair so much that it is falling out (and) now has to “get a chemical haircut because my blonde hair is falling out”. ” . So now it seems as if we might have ourselves a new addition into the ranks of baldom, and we here at Bald Celebrity welcome her with open arms, or a stern handshake if she’s wearing raw meat at the time. Best of luck Gaga, I’m sure you will just pass it off as another whacky fashion statement.
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...become this?
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Metallica’s Lars Ulrich – Bald Head Banger
Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich and a very large forehead
Back in the day, Metallica’s Lars Ulrich was a long haired rock god who didn’t give a crap About anything except ripping on his drums, drinking, and bedding hot chicks. These days, he still rips on the drums, but he’s seems to give a crap about what seems like everything. The dude always has opinion on something. Now while he might still have his rock star status, he is far from the long haired rock god he once was. Much like the quality of Metallica’s last few albums, his hairline has been headed in the wrong direction. He rocks what I would call about a six-head, and it’s making it’s way to seven. With that said, he could still buy and sell me as he pleases. He’s won at least more Grammy than me so he still wins, but I welcome him to the ranks of baldness nonetheless.
Lars Ulrich then and now
A very young Lars Ulrich with a full head of head banging hair.
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What’s Under Garth Brooks’ Hat?
Troyal Garth Brooks, known to most simply as Garth Brooks, was born on February 7, 1962. Country music has always been popular, but Garth helped bring it back in the 90’s. The man has sold a ton of records; his total through 2010 is over 68 million in the US alone. He has been known for his good looks, cowboy hats, and hit songs. But what’s under that Cowboy hat?
Garth’s hair has always looked a bit thin, and has gotten thinner as the years have passed. The one good thing about being a country star is the fact they all wear those big ol’ Cowboy hats. We briefly saw Garth with a hairpiece (if you want to call it that) several years ago. He donned the toupee as his alter ego, Chris Gaines. After seeing that funky hairdo, we think he needs to stick with the cowboy hat.
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Tagged chris gaines, country music, garth brooks, garth brooks bald
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