I had a ten minute argument with Mrs.Bald Master General about this…well only the first 2 minutes were about Sheamus’ hairline, the other 8 were more “I can’t believe I married someone who writes about bald wrestlers for a living”-related. Well anywho, former World Wrestling Entertainment Heavyweight Champion Sheamus has a mysterious hairline, and I think he’s going bald. His hairline seems to be receding and thinning a bit now when compared to older photos, but he’s never had the best hairline, and his finger-in-a-light-socket haircut could be making his hairline look worse. Now in my defense, he’s 34 years old and a man of that massive size probably has a ton of testosterone in his system, so it would make a ton of sense for his hair to be in the beginning stages of baldness. I don’t know folks, I’m sure there’s plenty of you out there who are going to think I’m wrong, but I think Sheamus is going bald. He won’t be receiving an invitation to The Bald Army; not because I don’t like him, but because he’s got his own army of gingers to rule over.
