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Tag Archives: Dancing With the Stars
Richard Simmons: Balding With The Oldies
I would love to make fun of Sweatin’ To The Oldies creator and possible Dancing With The Stars contestant Richard Simmons…so I’m going to, but just for a moment, then some nice stuff. He consistently looks like he’s trying to start an 80s-hair-band themed pro-wrestling tag team; wearing everything from the gold man-frock you see above, to the rainbow skittle splash number you see him rocking below; he’s a Marty Jannety short of being The Rockers. As for his hair, he needs to give up trying to cover the recession in his fro; the hair plugs or spray hair that he’s using to blend the front of his thinning curls isn’t fooling anyone, he’s clearly still balding. Okay, so he’s ridiculous looking, that’s for sure, but he’s also a great guy. He’s helped thousands of people lose weight and improve their health, has been an outspoken advocate for keeping gym classes in school, has done a ton of charity work, and is the only self-help guru I’ve ever heard of who actually spends time calling the people who write him seeking help. He’s a seriously wonderful person, so bald cover-up or not, there will always be a place for Richard Simmons in The Bald Army.
Hines Ward: Bald WR, Even Balder Dancer
Hines Ward of The Pittsburgh Steelers and “Dancing With The Stars” is a triple threat; he can score touchdowns, dance the night away to celebrate, and he’s bald! The Superbowl MVP and All-Pro Wide Receiver almost always has a stocking cap on his head when you see him on the sidelines, and he shaves his head bald religiously, so it’s hard to tell if his baldness is voluntary, or genetic. However, if you look closely at pictures of him taken during training camp, you can see the faint shadow of his hair, and it’s not covering his entire head. From the looks of it, Hines’ hairline is very receded, going back past the halfway point on top of his head. Like I said before, Hines does a fine job of consistently putting a razor to his dome in order to avoid five o’clock shadow, so his male pattern baldness rarely gets noticed, but it’s happening for sure. He also is half Korean and is missing the ACL in one of his knees, which means that Hines can be a spokesman for bald men, South Korea, and ligament deficient people (options folks!) Hines Ward: representing one-legged, bald Asian men proudly.
Ralph Macchio is Bald and Wears a Wig
There seems to be a lot of public interest in Ralph Macchio’s hair these days. The number one fan favorite of Dancing with the Stars is winning America’s hearts once again. I know what you are thinking. Something here just doesn’t look right. You can’t quite put your finger on it. Well we are going to set the record straight here at BaldCelebrity.com. Here it goes. If you thought that was a dead raccoon on top of Ralph Macchio’s head, you were wrong. If you thought he was rocking the latest hair club for men product, you win the prize. Ralph has always had that boyish look going for him. It’s one of his trademarks. Ralph’s hair started thinning in his 20′s. Remember Ralph played teenagers well into his early 30′s. At first Ralph was able to conceal his hair loss with the famous comb over, but eventually there just wasn’t enough hair to hide it. That’s right when Ralph’s career started going no where.
With Ralph’s movie career going down the drain, and his hair following, Ralph started a comeback of sorts staring in B movies. It had to be depressing for Ralph. One minute the guy is staring in major motion pictures and the next he’s making straight to cable bombs. I would imagine Ralph was under a lot of stress watching his career and hair fall away. Ralph and his hair were rarely seen at this point and he seemed happy being a family guy.
Fast forward to the present. Dancing with the Stars casts Ralph on the show with a bunch of other has beens. Ralph is back in the limelight. Wax on wax off. I smell a comeback Danielson. Ralph is looking great on the show and his wig looks very life like. I have to ask if Ralph ever worries his hair will fly off during one of the dance routines. That would be so embarrassing. My guess is it’s stuck on with some sort of super glue. Anyway I’m not knocking Ralph for gluing someone else’s hair to his head. If that’s what he wants to do then go right ahead. I’m just saying I would be nervous the wig would fly off into the audience or something. I’m sure Ralph is making all of the men out there wearing hair systems proud.
Posted in Before After, Ralph Macchio, Weave
Tagged Dancing With the Stars, Daniel, DWTS, Karate Kid, Wig
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Mike “The Situation” Going Bald
There he is in the white turtleneck with a head full of greased lightening, pre-fame...
...and now he's richer...and balder.
Looks like all the fist pumping, all the body building, and all the abs in the world can’t hold back the hands of time. In Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s case, these hands of time are ever so gently pulling his hairline further back. The “Jersey Shore” and “Dancing With The Stars” reality show guy (I refuse to call anyone from reality television a “star”, except for Dog, that guy is the truth brah) is on top of the world these days, pulling in millions from his television, book and other media deals, but the truth remains. He is definitely, albeit subtly, losing his hair. You can see that his hairline has receded since the old days. Will he do things gracefully and go for the shaved head in a few years? Or will he be the first person to have a ring of gelled spikes surrounding his bald spot? Time will tell how this situation turns out! (Crowd boos pun, throws garbage, Bald Master General exits stage)
Posted in Mike Sorrentino, TV
Tagged balding, Baldness, Dancing With the Stars, jersey shore, the situation
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Ralph Macchio Before After
Hello Ralph and welcome to the balding celeb club. His receding hairline is a little tough to assess exactly as he does a decent job with the messy-hair-comb-forward style. He might be able to get away with this for some time but there will always the danger that a paparazzi is on guard when the wind is blowing. Ralph, closing in on 50 years of age, is joining Dancing With the Stars. So this means his messy flop bald cover will be especially challenged in a dance competition. What will he do? Be brave, natural and open by letting it fly as it might or else trim it down? Or will he employ strategies to hide the damage like a weave, wig or implants? Good Luck Ralph!
Update: And the results are in! So far on DWTS Ralph has elected to maintain the comb-over flop. Opinions seem to be mixed – it doesn’t look that good, but not so bad either, and it mostly stays in place. And what about the crown? Can we believe that with the hairline receding in front, the crown on top has no loss? Not likely. There may be a weave on top, the hair loss drugs may have saved the day, or else some other technologies are at work.
Aside from that, people have been impressed with Ralph’s dancing and he is a genuine nice guy.
Update 2: New Theory – Ralph is wearing a wig
The Outsiders
