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Tag Archives: football
Stephen Ireland: Bald Flip-Flopping Soccer Guy
Let’s set something straight, The Bald Master General is not a fan of soccer. I’ve tried to be nice and call it “football”, but I don’t enjoy it; Americans suck at it; and if I see one more poor excuse for a baldie come across my desk wearing a soccer jersey, I’m going to bicycle kick someone right between the ole’ goal posts. This brings us to today’s subject, English Premier League and Scottish Premiere League attacking mid-fielder Stephen Ireland. Ireland started going bald at a young age, seeing very legitimate recession in his hairline by the time he was in his early twenties; he had combated this by getting a very obvious hair transplant. One day he was balding, then the next he had longer hair, not exactly subtle. Then do you know what he did folks? After betraying his baldness, he went and tried to revert back to our side by showing up at training camp after giving his head a clean shave…not cool Stephen. We don’t want you back, the damage has been done. Application to the Bald Army: DENIED!
Gervinho’s Hairline And Braids: Simply Amazing
What. Is. Up. With. That!? Ladies and Gentlemen, The Bald Master General is confused; nay, stumped, as to what in the name of —– is going on with Gervinho’s hair. The Ivorian-born footballer, who currently plays for English Premier League club Arsenal, has…well, it’s really hard to describe, just look at the pictures; I guess that’s a receding hairline with parted braids? He’s only in his mid-twenties, so you have to wonder if he’s going bald or if that’s just his natural hairline. Some older pictures make it seem like he used to have a slightly better hairline, but that could just be braid-placement. I’m pretty much speechless folks; he looks like a retired Boyz N The Hood extra that keeps thinking that there’s going to be a sequel. I can’t really decide on his eligibility for the Bald Army because I’m not quite sure if he’s bald; I just thought we should all marvel at his hairline, the size of his forehead, and how he presents it all.
Wayne Rooney’s New Hair Plugs
Even tough guys care about their looks, and Wayne Rooney just became proof. The revered Manchester United Striker recently got some highly publicized hair transplant surgery, and loves the results. He may have made a cardinal mistake among true baldies by getting the transplant in the first place, but he made up for it by being a man and admitting to his fans that he had the procedure. He told twitter followers, “Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. I’m delighted with the result.”. Rooney even showed off his still bleeding transplant scars to his followers. At first, critics were in an uproar, blaming his wife for pressuring him in to doing it, but Rooney had already come out and said the idea was all his, but I’m sure she wont mind her hubby having a full head of hair to go with his probably almost full set of teeth. Wayne Rooney: no longer a bald man, but still a man.
