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Tag Archives: modern family
Eric Stonestreet: Modern Family’s Balding Star
When you think “gay television star”, you think Eric Stonestreet…which is weird…because he’s straight, in real life at least. The Emmy Award winning star of Modern Family plays ‘Cameron Tucker’, an openly gay family man and “house husband”, and gets a large portion of the show’s substantial laughs for his performance. Aside from being hugely talented, he also seems to be balding, as his hairline looks receded and thin upfront. There’s not much else to say about it really; he doesn’t try to hide it, and he wears it well, so I’m all for it. I’m actually excited to see what happens if his hairline sees a dramatic shift; as co-star Jesse Tyler-Ferguson, who play Cam’s partner ‘Mitchell’ on the show, isn’t showing any signs of balding. It’s bound to lead to some good comedy if one half of the duo starts losing his locks while the other’s hold strong. He’s not quite bald enough to join the ranks of the Bald Army yet, but as soon as he is, he’s going to be welcomed with open arms. The Bald Master General is waiting for you…Sgt. Stonestreet.
Ed O’Neill, Married With Baldness
Some celebrities go bald over time. They come into the public eye with a full head of hair, giving us the false hope that their beauty or handsomeness will last forever; selling us a lie. Other celebrities come into our lives with their hair already on it’s way out, and they make no effort to hide it, or stop it’s exodus. Ed O’Neill is one of these brave men, and a kickass hero to baldies everywhere. His list of things he didn’t stop doing in order to worry about wigs or hair plugs includes, but is not limited to: getting invited to camp by the Pittsburgh Steelers (Ed was a defensive lineman in college), getting a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Black Belt (yup, Al Bundy can choke you unconscious), and starring in both the epic and classic Married With Children, and the current hit Modern Family. He is however, most famous for playing the aforementioned Al Bundy, who was quite possibly the greatest “every man” in TV history. He played him with perfect comedic timing, with an awesomely receding hairline (that still continues to recede on his current show), and most importantly, with pride. Ed O’Neill, going bald the way we all should.
