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Tag Archives: Professional wrestling
Is CM Punk Going Bald?
In the world of pro wrestling, going bald has never had to stop you from keeping your hair long; it never has, and it never will. There’s just something about the sport that makes any haircut okay, so long as you stay confident, and so long as it doesn’t conflict with your “gimmick”. With that said, multiple-time World Champion and current “Best In The World” CM Punk (of World Wrestling Entertainment) probably could care less that his hairline is receding. It’s pretty subtle, and you can only really tell when he slicks his hair back, but the ultra-talented performer has seen his hairline slowly move back over the last few years. It also appears that his hair may be slightly thinning in the area of his widow’s peak. I’m not going to lie to you folks; it doesn’t matter that Punk is going bald; he’s worn his head shaved before, and his entire persona is based on not giving a crap about what anyone thinks about him and doing what he want, so hair loss won’t effect him at all. Well I guess that’s a lie, because if he ends up going all-the-way-bald, he can join The Bald Army, and that will change his life way more than the whole “became millionaire by being the best in the world at the thing he loves to do” thing…yeah.
Ric Flair: Even The Nature Boy Goes Bald
WOOOHHH…is Ric Flair going bald or what? Yes, it’s true; the seemingly immortal Ric Flair, professional wrestling legend, is losing his hair; but it really shouldn’t surprise anyone, since he’s 62 years old. What should be far more surprising is that “The Nature Boy” is still wrestling. Think about every 62 year old you know, and how much they complain when they have to get up from their desk at work to go to the vending machine (“There was ‘spossed to to be robots to do this by now!”). Now think about them getting in a ring with a bunch of 250lb dudes and getting thrown around; fake or not, that’s got to hurt. Ric Flair is still at it though, even if his hair isn’t. Once known for his great head of hair, the former WCW,NWA, and WWE World Champion has seen his hairline seriously receed in recent years, revealing his severely scarred forehead. Like I said though, this hasn’t stopped him, he seems to just love the fame and needs to money too much.
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Tagged Nature Boy, Professional wrestling, TNA, WCW, WWE
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Welcome To The Frontlines Of Baldness Mark Henry!
World Wreslting Entertainment (WWE) superstar Mark Henry is a scary man, seriously, if I saw him running anywhere near me, I’d fire enough tranquilizers into him to put a horse into a coma; just in case I was the target of his charge. Once he woke up, I’d hand him his enlistement papers, because we need a man like him on the front lines of the bald army. The former Olympic weightlifter, turned professional wrestler, turned strongman competitor, turned professional wrestler again; has had an up and down career, but a successful one none-the-less. In his 15+ years in the public eye, he’s been touted as “The World’s Strongest Man”, “Sexual Chocolate”, has (as part of a fake storyline…I hope) impregnated a 70 year old woman who gave birth to a hand (seriously, look it up), won the 2002 Arnold Classic Strongman Competition, and most recently won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship; he’s done it all while losing his hair too. He never had the strongest hairline, and he covers it up now with cornrows, but if you look at some “then and now”s, you can tell that his hairline is receding across the board. He went from a five-head to at least a six-and-a-half-head…but who cares, he’s a 400+ wrecking ball with good cardio, I dare you to make fun of Sgt. Mark Henry of The Bald Army’s hairline. Welcome aboard Mark!
The Rock Says…He’s Going Bald
Finally! The Rock! Has shaved his head. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is awesome. I’m gonna start by pointing that out. I have a nerd boner for The Rock, that’s clear, and I could go on and on about how cool I think he is, and how underrated an actor I think he is, and how he should be a bigger star, and how he helped save pro wrestling, but I won’t…because I just did. Anyhow, The Rock has been going bald for a while, and while it’s been slow, his forehead has grown to a fivehead over the years. He has done it gracefully and it hasn’t hurt his appeal at all, probably because he makes his living as a tough guy, and not a pretty boy. Recently, he whipped out the people’s razor (old wrestling reference? Don’t mind if i do) and went totally bald for a movie role. As expected, he…well…rocked it well (yup, i did that), making him an official superstar of the bald community. Pulling off multiple bald looks, he’s like the Deon Sanders of balding, he’s the Bo Jackson of hairline recession, he’s…he’s The Rock, and that’s all we need to know.
