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Tag Archives: the Ultimate Fighting Championship
Randy Couture: A Natural Bald
Credited with helping to bring the sport into the mainstream, Randy “The Natural” Couture is easily one of the most important fighters in the history of mixed martial arts. A three-time former UFC Heavyweight Champion and a two-time former UFC Light Heavyweight champion; Couture has also had a somewhat successful acting career with roles in The Expendables, The Expendables 2, Setup, and Geezers! You know what else Randy Couture has done? Lost a lot of his hair and not done a damned thing about it…and eaten a lot of beef jerky (I’m just guessing that last part based on appearances). During his collegiate wrestling days (Couture was a Pan-American Champion), Couture had some seriously Swayze (“Seriously Swayze” was what I wanted to name my sitcom where the former Dirty Dancing star inherits the job of headmaster at a boarding school) locks growing; he looked like a part-timer at Medieval Times. However, as he got older and went through more marriages, the UFC Hall of Famer went kinda bald, then really bald, and then almost totally bald, and not once did he ever wear a wig or even think of getting plugs. Due to his success inside the cage and out, and his unrelenting baldness, I’m going to overlook the fact that in recent years he’s dressed like a Arabic train conductor (look up some pics, check out the kefka, then try to disagree) to invite Randy Couture to join The Bald Army under the rank of Corporal, welcome aboard Randy!
Lookin' Like A Guy Named "Blaine" In His Youth
Lookin' Like An Amuuuurican In His Prime
Dana White – Making Bald Men Everywhere Proud Warriors
Dana White, President of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC)
Big, brash, business savvy, and most importantly, bald, Dana White has taken the sporting world by storm in recent years. White is of course, the co-owner and president of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), the premiere organization in the world’s fastest growing sport, Mixed Martial Arts (MMA). White took the company from the brink of bankruptcy, and turned it into a cash cow. In his early days of media exposure, White rocked what I like to call the “reverse horse shoe”, or as it’s commonly known, a deeply receding hairline. However, as his fame has grown, so has his epic baldness, and as all great bald men do, White has embraced it. In fact, he has used the gleam off his head to ignite a fire in the eyes of many of Vegas’ (his home base) most beautiful women. Rumors have even swirled recently that he’s part of a secret society of rich womanizers known as the “Smasher’s Club”, that flies around the world “sampling” the most beautiful women of various locales (I’m not making this up…someone else might be, but I’m not). With his bald white head and his honest, albeit cut throat, business tactics, White has become a sort of anti Don King for the modern day (get it folks, King is a black dude with a q-tip afro that fixes fights, and Dana is a bald white guy that makes sure things are on the level…get it now? Still not funny? Well screw you, I’m trying). So here’s to you Dana White, you created a fighting enterprise, and make bald men everywhere, proud warriors.
