Is there a way to “Cool story, bro” an eleven year old girl? If there is, than mark me down for one of them on Willow Smith’s new bald look. Well, the look is fine, she’s a cute kid, and bald is always awesome, but the presentation is lacking. The daughter of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett debuted her new shaved head on her WhoSay account last week, and I’m going to assume it’s some sort of rail against her own hit song “Whip My Hair” , or that she needs to wear a wig for her role in Annie. Whatever it is, I’m not impressed with the hardcore low-angle picture that she posted; unless you’re a Brazilian Favela thug or one of those little Thai kids that competes in pro Muay Thai, there’s nothing hardcore about being eleven, and she’s wearing a “Garcia Bears” shirt! Those things are the worst. I’m just kidding folks; the picture is fine, I just really wanted to work “Cool Story, Bro” and “Brazilian Favela thug” into the same story; there’s nothing wrong with a little kid expressing herself…but seriously, the Jerry Garcia shirt she’s wearing, that s*** needs to stop.
